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The Diamond Peddlers

Directed by Giuliano Carnimeo

Starring Paul L. Smith, Antonio Cantafora

Bumbling crooks Butch and Toby pose as priests in order to elude being arrested by the authorities in Africa. Butch and Toby deliver a statue of the Virgin Mary from Africa to Amsterdam. Unbenownst to the clueless duo, they're really smuggling diamonds. A group of equally inept mobsters give chase.