A terrible curse. An impossible secret. An ancient treasure of untold value. One of the oldest cities in the world. And these two tw*ts had to go and find the map.

After discovering an Elizabethan sailor’s treasure map in a charity shop, Barry Neville and his long-suffering friend Oscar embark on a quest for cursed gold in the heart of London. But as they crack Sir Charles’ code and solve the clues, they realise they aren’t the only ones on the hunt for McGuffin’s gold…