Deep Water Beach Patrol

Deep Water Beach Patrol

Directed by Tim Kincaid

Starring Ray Dragon, Zackary Pierce

Two-and-a-half non-stop hours with eleven cock-obsessed, fuckhungry and piss-lovin’ dudes. That’s right—shots of surfer boys notwithstanding, nobody goes anywhere near the water to get drenched in this flick. Three piss-happy episodes shower the guzzling guys with warm gold.